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Jim Carmichael's avatar

Thanks for plain speaking, as usual. I am looking forward to the future lawsuits against the Trump empire to recover the lucre although I probably won’t live to see it. All that gold, a sleazy ballroom, and caged wrestling on the lawn! i assume testosterone cocktails will be served.

Ya can’t fix tacky!

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Rolyac's avatar

Please tell me trump will be in the cage with a 2020 pound gorilla.

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a broad abroad's avatar

The Freak's record of tacky corruption is unbeatable.

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Adam's avatar

Cannot beat with large stick, even.

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a broad abroad's avatar

There's somewhere I'd like to shove a particularly large stick.

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Adam's avatar

What's that Led Zeppelin song? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... where this stick can go, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... shove it in his (vulgar term deleted) ... oh, whoa, oh, whoa... that criminal cheeto!

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Grundy Bluff's avatar

What a load of grifter ass skanks.

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Joseph Mangano's avatar

"Donald Trump is tougher and more badass than anybody."

Yeah, OK, Dana. 🙄

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SeekingReason's avatar

Just what a country needs…a tacky “badass” 🤦🏻

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Adam's avatar

Hahahaha! We need to see the trumoplican make it thru Scout bootcamp before we could begin to consider declaring him tougher and more badass than a pre-teen boy!

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Patt's avatar

trump is hardly a badass person. He's what MAGAs call a snowflake. He's so thin-skinned that any criticism aimed towards him, garners an oversized response. His narcissism prevents him from living a normal life. That's bad for both the country and us.

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Kate's avatar

Dana, the wife beater…once again the abusers are never truly punished: https://www.espn.com/mma/ufc/story/_/id/35427773/ufc-dana-white-says-criticism-physical-altercation-wife-100-warranted

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Terry's avatar

I bet Dana said Biden was an old man and had no business in the WH. But old man trump that can't complete a coherent sentence, is "tougher and more badass". Is that before or after he gets them all the paid promotions? Before or after he huffed and puffed and made CBS pay him $16M? Jesus, maga are all about the coin, aren't they.

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Katy Bolger's avatar

If wishes were horses... Trump would choke on a chicken bone.

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Adam's avatar

That sentence makes absolute sense for this historical moment we have been forcibly ensconced in.

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Joe Sheil's avatar

The United States of Crude and Tacky

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Adam's avatar

Enshitification in action Joe.

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Crystal Nipp's avatar

What next? Female mud wrestling starring Kristi Noem followed by a dog fight? Who is the shithole country now?

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Katy Bolger's avatar

How about a wet t-shirt contest starring Ivanka, Tiffany, and all those pubescent Trump granddaughters for the Pedo in Chief's entertainment. No wives!!!!

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Janet Jeffers's avatar

This country has jumped the shark.

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Adam's avatar

Or perhaps the shark has jumped the country and now has America bent over in a compromising position while it humps her frantically before it dies.

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Pat McCann's avatar

Trumps presence denigrates the White House and the nation. His vulgar, criminal behavior brings us all closer to anarchy every day he holds office

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Chris Politzki's avatar

I hope everyone at PI has a relaxing time away from the day-to-day. You all work so hard; it's very well-deserved. Thank you for what you do. (When you return, we'll fill you in on what went down while you were away!)

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CarolAinDC's avatar

How uncivilized. Will he be throwing people to the lions too?

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Naima  (NM)'s avatar

Or the alligators? There is something perverse about glorifying violence.

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Pamela's avatar

People will be caged with the lions next term. It will be a " beautiful" show.

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Peter's avatar

A UFC fight on the WH grounds, organized in part by Trump's lust interest - Ivanka. What could be a better avatar for this shitshow of an administration than defiling the WH with a shitshow "sport" predicated on low IQ males trying to kill each other? What's our bet on Trump's personal share of the gate?

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James Burnham's avatar

There is only one condition that would make the cage match acceptable: if Trump were put in the cage and beaten to a permanent coma.

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Adam's avatar

I'd pay thru the effing NOSE for that!!!

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Maggie Bennett's avatar

WE HAVE TO EVICT THOSE SQUATTERS FROM OUR HOUSE!!!

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Brenda's avatar

That is a disgusting way to celebrate what would have been 250 years of democracy!!

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JenneJ's avatar

Right, 'cause nothing screams American Independence like a UFC cage match.

He'll be hosting a Miss Teen USA pagent there, next. Ghislaine will be on work release to organize it.

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BTAM Master's avatar

Great report (OMG he's disgusting!) Have a great vacation! We hope you can relax.

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