Any given potato is superior to Trump in every conceivable way. A potato would not open its mouth and speak (so this is already an enormous improvement.) Additionally, potatoes don't tweet, golf, grift, scam, con, lie, cheat, steal, nor give hand-jobs to Princes in exchange for the illusion of wealth.
Also, a potato is actually good for something; even if it's too old to eat, you can still throw at Trump's grotesquely-blobular, sweaty, orange, butter-pat of a backside.
I’m with you. I’ve already said here that I’d vote for a potato before I’d vote for the Orange Accident.
Any given potato is superior to Trump in every conceivable way. A potato would not open its mouth and speak (so this is already an enormous improvement.) Additionally, potatoes don't tweet, golf, grift, scam, con, lie, cheat, steal, nor give hand-jobs to Princes in exchange for the illusion of wealth.
Also, a potato is actually good for something; even if it's too old to eat, you can still throw at Trump's grotesquely-blobular, sweaty, orange, butter-pat of a backside.