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Adam's avatar

1). Why do corporations have more rights than people?

2). Why do these mope advisors refer to tfg as "the president?"

3). Does this country need an enema. Y/N?

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Marg KJ's avatar

1) corporations (whiny white rich rePUGliCONs) own the media=Propaganda baby!

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Marg KJ's avatar

2) check out Naomi WolfтАЩs тАЬThe End of AmericaтАЭ. You WILL BE SCARED SHITLESS! Progressives, liberalsтАжwatch out next time you want to fly somewhere!

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Marg KJ's avatar

3) YES, SEVERAL OVER A LONG PERIOD OF TIME!

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Lex Alexander's avatar

1) Because they bribe public officials.

2) Because they're part of a cult.

3) No, "this country" does not, but the Republican Party for damned sure does.

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Adam's avatar

Agreed. For damn sure indeed! Republican Party=Criminal Organization

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VALERIE MELUSKEY's avatar

Just remembered as I check back in here 8 hours later, that my best friend in highschool would joke about a troublesome person,"they need a high colonic!" I didn't even know what that entailed but now know it's more thorough than an enema! [She was one of those who studied at Second City in Chicago, and became a paid Hollywood actress, mostly for comedy! Humor may be the highest virtue--it requires perspective!]

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Adam's avatar

I studied improvisational acting at Second City too. Levels A thru E. I'm going back sometime.

"Hi Colonic" sounds like a martial-arts-themed fragrance from the seventies. But because it's "high," does that mean the colonic goes from the literal bottom to the literal top? Or at least throat level? Wait. Do I really want to know?

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Rhiannon's avatar

I read it to the rhythm of "My Sharona." Now that's going to be stuck in my head all night!

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Adam's avatar

Hahahahaha!

Hi Collanic! Dadada Dada Dah Dah Dah Dah Dada Dah (repeat ad infinitum)

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VALERIE MELUSKEY's avatar

No. It's actually less messy...clear water flushed through the colon, and you don't see it come out because a practioner performs it. I have a feeling my friend's mother came up with that expression--she was a funny woman with a dry sense of humor.

Great that you studied at Second City!

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Adam's avatar

Hahaha! Noted. Kin we dump offal on head of t-rmp?

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Adam's avatar

All of the above izzit?

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