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Next they'll be going door to door asking folken to "volunteer" to have their books checked for any contraband.

They have to TAKE THEM from my cold, dead, hands. Wait a minute...

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If they come to my door they will find out how a hardcover copy of Ulysses feels as a suppository.

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Ulysses is only indigestible the first time you read it.

Bulwer Lytton.

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Good one Adam!

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Don't be silly.

We need you.

A nice hard cover copy of War and Peace should knock them out cold.

Then report them for loitering.

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Charlton Heston just rolled over, Adam

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